IT’S CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE!!
Paddle, strap, or switch CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE, and watch her bare behind turn redder than a harlot’s lipstick! High-Impact Resolution Technology® (HIRT) gauges her visible and audible distress, so you can be sure she’s atoning for her sins! The harder you whup CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE, the harder she repents!
Garbed in a modest gingham prairie dress with a full slip, flesh-tone nylons, and white cotton panties, CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE comes ready to bare, whenever the Bible tells her so!
Can’t think of a good reason to discipline CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE? Well, the preacher man on the cable access channel says you don’t need one! Routine “maintenance spankings” ensure that CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE honors and obeys the head of the household!
Get your CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE BARBIE TODAY, and…
MAKE HER REPENT!!!
Bible sold separately.
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(ED NOTE — We think the Christian Domestic Discipline Barbie will be the next must have item for the kiddies at Christmas — beating Elf on the Shelf — get yours today at Amazon before they sell out!)
Lee Todd Lacks seeks to blur the distinctions between rants, chants, anecdotes, and anthems. His experience of living with significant vision and hearing deficits often informs his writing and artwork, which have appeared in The Monarch Review, Bop Dead City, Liquid Imagination, Crack The Spine, The Quarterday Review, Tincture Journal, YELLOW MAMA, Oldstyle Tales Press, and elsewhere. His poem, “Durgin-Park,” won the Bop Dead City Beginnings Contest in July of 2015. In October of 2015, his spoken-word poem, “Holocaust Memorial,” won the Blue Monday Review Storytime Challenge.
Twisted Sister lit mag 
Very cool 😮